Hey Mommy

Hey, Mommy guess what? I have learned some new tricks while you are away.

Tricks like;

- How to sleep through tornado sirens
- How to roll off my changing table
- How to pee through my diaper and wet the bed. (I am 2 for 2 so far)

Isn't that great?>

In regards to that last point it has become evident that Daddy is definitely a short time fix. His diaper changing abilities do not last through the night. He is more like a Dennis Eckersley or Lee Smith type reliever rather than the Warren Spahn complete game type.

Sincerely,

Bennett

P.S .

Only Daddy is be able to fit bedwetting, tornados and Warren Spahn into a single story and post.